Posted 1 day ago

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

Posted 1 day ago

furbyboom:

imagesometimes i like to just throw on my furby suit and go for a walk around town. i enjoy seeing the looks on the childrens faces when, for a moment, they believe there might be a real furby across the street. once they have spotted me maybe i’ll do a funny dance for them, or something. they take out their iphone, probably to call their friends and say “bro, look at this furby! this is crazy!”. pretty soon the police show up for some reason. then i 

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Posted 2 months ago
Posted 4 months ago
  1. Professor: Does everyone know what alchemy is?
  2. Me: Alchemy - the science of understanding, deconstructing and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art. It is impossible to create something out of nothing.
  3. Professor: Right, exactly.
  4. Me: If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accor-
  5. Professor: Okay, thank you.
  6. Me: There is a taboo among alchemists! Human transmutation is strictly forbidden, for what-
  7. Professor: We got it!
  8. Me: FOR WHAT COULD EQUAL THE VALUE OF A HUMAN SOUL?
Posted 4 months ago

lasagnababy:

i didn’t take a year of graphics and design for nothing kids

Posted 4 months ago

sparrow-and-nightingale-221b:

ughsos:

in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry” ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years

this is violently beautiful

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Posted 4 months ago

GUYS ITS DECEMBER

doctorwho:

mycroft-queenofcake:

“do your homework”

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“clean your room”

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“go outside”

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“be productive”

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“hang out with your friends”

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“Stop posting this gif every week”

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Posted 4 months ago

jaclcfrost:

thejellyphishy:

jaclcfrost:

what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”

*Rapidly tries to make hair look decent*

but then they were all “no your hair looks fine” and they laughed

and then after a long somewhat awkward amount of silence they were just like

"i like your pajamas"

Posted 4 months ago
Posted 4 months ago

dunede:

i feel sooooo confused about what i look like? am i fat am i skinny and i pretty or ugly i literally CAN’T TELL AT ALL. how i feel about my looks changes on a min to min basis and is mostly affected by my mood i am so confused what the HECK do i actually look like to u people. i feel like an alien in my body 

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